curiooftheheart:
celticpyro:
buzzlightyearhugecock:
buzzlightyearhugecock:
the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh
just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.
This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.
Really three because I also had to read OP’s name
(vía saviginda)
showerthoughtsofficial:
There is no satisfaction like waking up prematurely from a dream and successfully re-entering it shortly after.
(Fuente: reddit.com, vía etherealnymphe)
Ready for a financial glo-up
poeticphoenixnevan:
kourtneyzenovia:
constantleo:
THIS YEAR BITCHHH
Universe, I’m ready for more blessings
Universe don’t pass me up
(Fuente: trillkhvil, vía nevercomingdown)
Actual conversation I just had
jessicamiriamdrew:
My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?
Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.
My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.
(Fuente: deansurvived, vía thiefqueenftw)
chaoticcarmel:
I need to dance in a pretty lingerie listening to obscure French music. Aphrodite wants it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
(vía gloweist)
peach-ghost:
“I love you so much
I will knock over buildings
I will eat you alive”
— Nicola Maye Goldberg, from “Monster Movie,” published in Electric Cereal (via lifeinpoetry)
(Fuente: lifeinpoetry, vía babynectar)
